octosimpin:

alexilulu:

A selection of sleeping tortellini

fabrickind:

fairymascot:

rewatching utena for the first time in about a decade and it is truly the funniest show ever.

we just finished the black rose arc, the last ep was truly a mindfuck. mikage completely succumbing to his delusions and unable to tell memory from reality, finding out he’s been frozen in time for decades, mamiya has been dead all this time and anthy was pretending to be him. mikage is defeated and expelled/set free from ohtori, the existence of his life and of nemuro memorial hall wiped from everyone’s memory.

then the following episode is a recap. and maybe you’re thinking, whew, this arc was a doozy, it’d be nice to have it broken down into a nice, digestible 20 minute episode that’ll really help me understand and process things! AND THEN THE ENTIRE RECAP EPISODE IS ABOUT NANAMI AND HER GOOFY SHENANIGANS OH MY GOD.

‘wait so what’s real and what isn’t, how long was mikage trapped there was anthy the one orchestrating this all along–’ 'HEY REMEMBER WHEN NANAMI WAS BEING CHASED BY SURFING ELEPHANTS IN INDIA???’ it is so POINTEDLY and MALICIOUSLY unhelpful, it is truly the most king shit I’ve ever seen. it’s broadcasting the clearest message possible that if you went into rgu expecting it to explain anything to you, it’s not gonna happen. you are getting elephants instead. fuck you.

(this post was brought to you by @not-the-blue who is watching the show with me for the first time and has no idea what’s going on, i just turned her frustrated-amused rant into a post❤️)

Okay my favorite thing about the Nanami recap episode is that it implies that the recap episodes are part of the main canon timeline and follow the rules of the rest of the story instead of being purely meta

(And, of course, episode 33 is a thing…)

See, the entire arc was retconned in canon. None of the characters remember, Mikage was wiped off the face of Ohtori. So we can’t recap it – officially, it never happened, or rather, Ohtori has purged the memory of it.

So what is left to recap? Nanami shenanigans is the only option.

(Then again, the egg episode is legit one of my favorites in the whole series, so maybe I’m a bit biased when it comes to Nanami eps…)

gallusrostromegalus:

bunjywunjy:

derinthemadscientist:

zarohk:

flippityflapjack:

dragontatoes:

newtgeiszler:

floridamanofficial:

me: i really dont get why non-floridians lose their fucking shit when they see a beach. it’s just sand and water. who gives a fuck

also me: *sees one (1) mountain* ohohohoohohohohoh holy SHIT holy fuck that’s a big fuCKING ROCK

i love this post. i have never related to anything less

me, grown up in the Cascades range: *sees open plains*

me: oohhoh no. no ba.d . where . are teh rocks. wheres the woter. oh god it’s just drit everywhere for a million miles I need TREES dammit where are my lumber guardians

Me, grew up in Nebraska, the Great Plains: *see a forest*

Me: wHy ar e there s.o man y trEes??? They all g.ott so BiG wher is th skY

Me: Grows up in Boston, mostly travels to cities and Central America: *travels to the Southwest*

Me: where is everyone? Where is everything? What great calamity flatten this world?

Me: Grows up in rural Australia, travels to Europe: Green? How so much green?? Paddocks aren’t green! Why is it full of green grass like a cartoon??

Me: Grew up in the American Midwest *arrives on the coastline of any ocean, sprinting up and down the beach very fast* SHARKS? SHARKS?SHARKS? SHARKS? SHARKS? SHARKS?

Monkey very excited about exploring new biome.

boymouse:

boymouse:

“damn bitch you live like this?” but its a full white minimalistic clean bedroom

sqwick:

sqwick:

sqwick:

sqwick:

Anime studios need to strike next

Down with seasonal anime down with overconsumption down with every series regardless of how complex needing to be boiled down to fit into 12 episodes

there’s just too many shows

too many shows and they’re coming out at such an unprecedented rate that we can’t even fully appreciate them. and I KNOW that people are slaving away in unethical work conditions to make them, all so that nobody can even remember them, no matter how lovingly crafted or beautiful they really are

grox:

Most people learn to make gifs to capture a moment in a show they like, or they feel like exemplifies a particular mood, or for a quote

Me?

I learn to make gifs because a screenshot cannot portray the deep levels of unsexy in an Ooku sex scene